The Unforgettable Martial Arts Teachers: A Celebration of Tough Love

Martial arts are a journey that pushes the boundaries of physical and mental toughness. While many martial artists speak of sadistic teachers with a mix of fear and admiration, there are also those who are celebrated for their unwavering commitment to excellence. One such teacher, Raz, is beloved by his students, not despite, but because of his demanding nature.

A Ray of Light in a Storm

It's easy to forget that not all martial arts instructors fall into the category of temperamentally challenging. But facing a strict yet loving instructor might be the very secret to our growth. Teachers like Raz, with their seemingly sadistic methods, are the ones who push us to our limits. Their joy in witnessing their students thrive is palpable and deeply appreciated.

Here’s a tribute to the amazing Raz, written for the enjoyment of his dedicated students who are all 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' fans. To the tune of Rachel Bloom’s 'I’m so good at Yoga':

We’re in a Krav Maga class
Now is the time to say Kida
And focus on how impossible
The expectations of the Krav Maga teacher are
Look at me look at me
I’m so good at Krav Maga
“Twenty push ups, forty sit-ups, forty squats.
Yalla move it.”
I can do stuff with my body that no human should be able to do
I can do backflips, front rolls, and more while I break you in two
As you think of the duality of life, watch how I do it in a handstand
Think we’re through? Time for canoe while I walk on all of you!
I’m not afraid to do backflips when I do my pushups
Burpees don’t bother me at all, most times I prefer it
Look at me look at me
I’m so good at Krav Maga
I can do stunts so effortlessly
Look at me look at me
I’m not afraid of running laps
Look at me look at me
I do all drills efficiently

Araminta's Unforgettable Martial Arts Journey

My own experiences with martial arts teachers have been varied, each shaping me in their unique way. One teacher made us endure excruciatingly long, challenging stances under the scorching sun, while recounting every detail of their life—baking cookies, watching grass grow—making it feel like an eternity. The other teacher ensured that every session began with an exhaustive regimen of exercises, pushing us past the point where the very idea of giving up seemed alien.

Despite the intense pressure and physical strain, the bond of indomitable spirit that these instructors fostered was unbeatable. These were the teachers who trained us the best, who pushed us harder and further, and for that, I am truly grateful.

The Legacy of Extensive Training

The legacy of these 'sadistic' teachers is found in the athletes they produce. Their methods, though seemingly cruel, are grounded in a deeper understanding of human potential and resilience. They recognize that pushing our limits is what ultimately makes us stronger and more capable martial artists. Their tough love approach ensures that they not only teach technique but also cultivate a mindset of discipline and dedication.

In summary, some of the most memorable and effective martial arts instructors are the ones who challenge us the most. They push us out of our comfort zones, break us down, and then build us up stronger. These stern instructors are the ones who instill in us the spirit and discipline that defines a true martial artist.