Drill Instructors and Their Off-the-Cuff Humor: Livid Experiences from Basic Military Training
As I reflect on my time in basic military training, memories of drill instructors invariably come flooding back, some of which have a particular comedic twist to them. Apparently, these individuals aren't just inspirational role models or strict taskmasters; many of them also have a knack for off-the-cuff humor that has stayed with me over the years. One eye-opening phrase that comes to mind is "Reveille reveille, drop your c0cks and grad your socks," a line that still cracks me up even after decades.
The creativity of these instructors extends far beyond just this one-liner. In fact, the wit and one-liners they devising are often so sharp that one might wonder if they could turn a profit on the stand-up circuit. Infantry training, for example, is a place where even the most serious moments can be lightheartedly punctuated with good-natured quips and humorous banter. However, given the climate of political correctness in recent years, this kind of humor is less common today.
Reflecting on my personal experience in boot camp back in 1976, one of my platoon's drill sergeants routinely used the phrase "Reveille reveille, drop your c0cks and grad your socks." This was a common bond that echoed through the barracks every morning at precisely 0430. It was a ritual that may seem crude to some, but for us, it was part of the initiation into the military ethos.
Another memorable incident occurred during my service. In 1968, one of our DIs took it up a notch and yelling, "REVEILLE REVEILLE DROP YOUR COCKS AND GRAB YOUR SOCKS, IT’S REVEILLE" at the top of his lungs. This kind of vocal performance was not just a way to wake us up, but to convey a sense of camaraderie and subsequently, the challenges we were about to face together.
Interestingly, this military humor has a broader context. My father, a Navy veteran, would often use a similar phrase during pre-teen years when he would call out, "Reveille reveille, all hands on deck. Drop your c0cks and grab your socks." Being young and groggy at the time, I did not fully grasp the meaning and it was only later that I realized he was using the same playful language my fellow trainees were using.
Despite the levity, military training also included some marching cadences that made subtle references to intimate matters. For instance, these cadences would poke fun at the idea of soldiers regrouping after a "nightly activity." It's important to admit, these jokes were part of the bonding experience, although it's best not to delve into the specific cadences for mild amusement.
In conclusion, the memories and experiences of basic military training are rich with these humorous snippets, which not only helped to alleviate the intense pressure of the moment but also formed a unique and unforgettable bond among the trainees. These instructors, and their humorous one-liners, are part of the fabric of the induction experience, and it's a reminder that even in the harshest of environments, there is often a lighter side to be found.